Worst. Father. Ever.

I’m not ready to be a father.

I’ve made this point pretty clear a couple of different times in the past.

To be perfectly honest, I’ve already been a little freaked out by the huge change and added responsibility of adding a cat to my life.

I know that I am way too selfish and in need of way too much freedom to deal with having a kid at this point in my life.

I am, however, pretty sure that I’m old enough and responsible enough to know that this asshole shouldn’t have a kid either.

Hell, he probably shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred yards of any kids.

Nice f’n move, Tony Hawk.

I tend to dislike about 98% of skateboarders as it is, this dude is not helping the cause.

Did this numbnuts really think anything about this was a good idea?

I get that some parents go overboard protecting their kids, but does this dipshit have to be the complete antithesis of that?

How’s about a helmet? Maybe some elbow pads? Wrap the little dude in bubble wrap? Perhaps just a shot of common sense?

Somebody be sure to let this guy know where he can pick up his father of the year trophy.

I have a feeling they’ll be handing it out down at the Child Services office.