Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | March 20, 2012

Worst. Father. Ever.

I’m not ready to be a father.

I’ve made this point pretty clear a couple of different times in the past.

To be perfectly honest, I’ve already been a little freaked out by the huge change and added responsibility of adding a cat to my life.

I know that I am way too selfish and in need of way too much freedom to deal with having a kid at this point in my life.

I am, however, pretty sure that I’m old enough and responsible enough to know that this asshole shouldn’t have a kid either.

Hell, he probably shouldn’t be allowed within a hundred yards of any kids.

Nice f’n move, Tony Hawk.

I tend to dislike about 98% of skateboarders as it is, this dude is not helping the cause.

Did this numbnuts really think anything about this was a good idea?

I get that some parents go overboard protecting their kids, but does this dipshit have to be the complete antithesis of that?

How’s about a helmet? Maybe some elbow pads? Wrap the little dude in bubble wrap? Perhaps just a shot of common sense?

Somebody be sure to let this guy know where he can pick up his father of the year trophy.

I have a feeling they’ll be handing it out down at the Child Services office.



  1. OMG. As a parent, I’m appalled! I mean, let the kid try himself and fall and get hurt, but try to carry the kid and you smash him on the cement…AHHHHHH!!!!!!


    • I know, right?!

      The sound of the kid’s head smacking against the ramp is f’n awful.

      How does someone not have the common sense to see how poorly this was going to turn out?!


  2. Why is it that people who shouldn’t have kids always do anyway? Yeesh.


    • Honestly, I’m impressed that people this stupid are even able to figure out how to have kids. It seems like it’s the type of process that would slip these idiots up every single time.


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