[5:45am]
*standing in front of me like a majestic tiger*
Honey: GetUp!GetUp!GetUp! FEED ME! I’m starving to death!!
Me: No…it’s too early. Go back to sleep.
*bites me*
. . .
[6:30am]
*puts paw in my mouth*
Honey: Stop snoring, bro! I’m trying to get some shut-eye.
Me: Mmmppffffff…
*bites me*
. . .
[7:00am]
*curled up next to my face*
Honey: Purrrrrrrrrr. Stay here and keep petting me.
Me: Sorry, dudette…I gotta get up and get ready for work.
*bites me*
. . .
[8:00am]
*out cold on her pillow*
Honey: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Me: Bye Honey. Have a great day.
*wakes up and bites me*
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