I freakin’ love Girl Scout Cookies.
This is no secret to My Faithful Readers as, just one year ago, I pleaded with all y’all to help me hunt down a few overpriced boxes of bliss when those khaki-clad cookie pushers were doing their damndest to earn a merit badge in “staying the hell away from the Midwestern guy with the crazy eyes.”
One year later, I return with a similar request.
Although this time around, I’m stepping it up a notch. I don’t just need you to help me find cookies anymore.
Today, I’m asking you to help me get my grubby little mitts on the elusive “Girl Scout Thin Mints® Cupcake” from Crumbs Bake Shop.
What is the “Girl Scout Thin Mints® Cupcake” from Crumbs Bake Shop, you ask?!
Well, by golly, let’s go to the experts to find out.
Peep the Crumbs Bake Shop website for the official description:
Devil’s food cake filled with fudge and topped with mint cream cheese frosting edged in chocolate cake crumbs with a Girl Scout Thin Mints® cookie in the center.
That’s right folks, in honor of last Friday’s National Girl Scout Cookie Day, the inevitable Nobel Prize winners at Crumbs have officially created a cupcake made with friggin’ Thin Mints and the Girl Scouts are on-board which means that the cupcake has no choice but to be delicious, fatty, and overpriced.
I must have this cupcake and I must have it yesterday.
Heck, I’m already getting twitchy just thinking about this confectionery delight.
You see, I’m not one of those fellas who can make a box of Thin Mints last until the next Girl Scout Cookie season rolls around.
No, no…I’m the kind of guy who—on a good day—is able to eat his cookies by the sleeve rather than the box.
That’s why I need this thing in my face immediately. Unfortunately, I’m crazy lazy and unmotivated, so I’m putting the responsibility on you, My Faithful Readers.
The first person to deliver me this cupcake wins a “Blank Stares and Blank Pages” prize pack and gets to watch me devour a cupcake with the ferocity of a Texas tornado.
If that’s not worth it, I don’t know what is.
Now get moving, this marvel of modern baking is only around until February 22!!