This simple (yet completely accurate) cat petting guide comes to us courtesy of (The) Peter Norman.
Study this chart, My Faithful Readers!
Study it well.
This chart could very well be the difference between an afternoon of happy kitty times and a trip to the emergency room to seal up the gaping wound that Mister Whiskers just inflicted upon your ignorant, belly-rubbing ass.
There is a 93% chance that this will prove to be the most important chart you ever see…take notes.
Take all the notes.