Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | April 20, 2012

Ear Rape Taking You Into the Weekend

I’ve been noticeably absent here in the last two weeks and I apologize for that.

Vacations always kill my blogging output and I’ve been playing catch-up at work and trying to finish up my annual 30+ page fantasy baseball draft analysis since I made it back to Boston.

I should be getting back to a fairly regular pattern of spamming y’all with a bunch of asinine posts about pretty ladies, horrible food, and/or dumb criminals in the next week or so.

In the meantime, I’ll try to post a bunch of quick snippet type of things to keep y’all occupied.

With that in mind, here’s the viral video entitled “Hot Problems” that makes me want to jam a screwdriver in my ear.

With that sales pitch out of the way, do give it a lesson, friends…

How far did you make it?

30 seconds? 60 seconds?

Did you manage to make it all the way through?

If you did, you probably deserve some sort of medal.

Personally, I made it roughly a minute in before I started shouting obscenities and blatantly insulting the two young ladies in the video to the point that I felt bad about myself as a person.

I assume I’m not the only one who thinks this is oddly reminiscent of last spring’s awful, autotuned, viral-sensation “Friday” by Rebecca Black.

…except that I don’t foresee this one making it onto my iPod.


  1. AAAHhhh! Make it STOP!!! (Oh, and welcome back.)


    • It was just the worst, right?!

      Hopefully, I’ll be back in the regular swing of things by next week. Still working to finish up the overly-ambitious 30+ page write-up of my annual fantasy baseball draft…if you’re gonna be a baseball nerd, you gotta do it right.



  2. I would have made it more then a minute, if they had any sort of pitch. Poor hot girls, what with being tone deaf and all…


    • Ah yes, tone deafness, easily one of the hardest issues with being–ahem–“hot” those poor, poor gals.


  3. Halfway (or should I say quarter way ) through the Video , I couldn’t stand it anymore and muted it .. Compared to them , Rebecca Black is a genius . 😉


    • Wow, you get credit for making it that far!

      They certainly make Rebecca Black look like Adele by comparison.


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