Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | March 22, 2012

Buy Me Things

I’ve got a thing for weird food.

This should come as no surprise to any of you who have read about some of my assorted dining adventures in the past.

I’ve either eaten or lusted after the KFC Double-Down, Doritos Locos Tacos, gigantic burgers, the McRibster, Taco John’s Chili Fritos Burrito, freaky Oreos, and Taco Bell’s breakfast.

Today, there is a new creation that I must have and I must have immediately.

Major props to the lovely Ms. Lindsay Tarbell for alerting me to the existence of this immaculate creation:

That’s right, folks…it’s a Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcake.

Is it going to taste like death? Yes, yes it is. That much is pretty much guaranteed.

Does that make me want to jam it in my facehole any less? No, no it does not.

Buy me this and win my love for all of eternity (or at least until the next time I beg y’all to buy me things).



  1. Wow. I made Mountain Dew cupcakes once, but it never occurred to me that I should also roll them in Dorito crumbs. Next time…


    • You were actually the first-person I thought of when I saw these b/c of your Mt. Dew cupcakes.

      Next time you’ve gotta up the ante; Doritos for sure, but you need to top this creation…Funyuns? Fruity Pebbles? Potato Oles?


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