Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | February 11, 2010

Happy Birthday to Jennifer Aniston

The lovely Ms. Jennifer Aniston turns 41-years-young today.

As y’all may or may not have picked up on by now, I’ve got a bit of a “thing” for Jennifer Aniston.

Although it is with a heavy heart that I must announce to the world that today begins Jennifer Aniston’s final three years on my “list.”

You see, Grace and I each have a “list” of celebrities that we’re allowed to hook up with. Upon hooking up with the celebrities on the list there shall be no repercussions from either of us.

Grace’s two are pretty solidly set at Johnny Depp and Matt Damon. I do believe Leonardo DiCaprio snuck in there at some point whilst filming a moving out this way, but nothing ever came of it.

My top gal has been Jennifer Aniston for—well—forever.

The second-place spot has been a veritable game of hot potato between the following ladies: Amy Adams, Zooey Deschanel, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Hayden Panettiere (the hottie cheerleader from Heroes) and—for one fleeting afternoon—Mandy Moore.

The number two spot for me changes largely depending on mood, weather, and/or whichever one is closest to the Boston-metro area.

The top-spot, however, remains unchanged.

Well, for another three years, that is…

You see, my Faithful Readers, my crush on Jennifer Aniston has existed since the very first episode of Friends.

I fell in love with that gal immediately and have yet to give up on my mad-crush. The thing is, as much as she still looks all-kinds of super hot, when she hits 44…it’s over.

The logic behind this, you ask?! Well it’s simple, my Mama became a Grandmama when she was 44-years-old. As such, I shall forever associate grandma, with the age of forty-four.

No matter how much I may pine for Jennifer Aniston there is absolutely no way I can imagine myself finally settling down with the former Ms. Rachel Green after she’s reached “grandma age” in my mind.

As such, this is a public heads up to the aforementioned Ms. Aniston. Your time is running out, lil’ lady…you better act fast!!

Disclaimer: …unless she’s still hot and I change my mind. Both of which are very possible.

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