Whenever the opportunity presents itself, I’ll use the kiddy urinal in public restrooms.
I do this because it always makes me feel like a freakin’ giant. I mean seriously, I lord over this tiny urinal that comes up to, like, my shins.
It’s like I’m 15 feet tall.
Normal adult-sized urinals come up to, like, my waist.
I feel roughly 6’3” at a regular urinal.
Now you know.