Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | May 3, 2009

“No Meat Week” Menu

For anyone who is curious as to what I ate last week, here’s the quick rundown of my sustenance during “No Meat Week.”

raisin-bran-crunchMonday

One Bowl Raisin Bran Crunch
Coke
Root Beer
Salad
Glass of Milk
Water

Tuesday

Rockstar
SlimFast
Banana Nut Muffin
Salad
Mt. Dew
Water
Spaghetti
Coors Light

Wednesday

*sigh* another f’n Salad
Mt. Dew
Water
Egg Salad Sammitch
11 Bertucci Rolls
Coors Light
Yep, another Salad

motts-applesauceThursday

SlimFast
Rockstar
Jar of Apple Sauce
BBQ Seitan Sammitch
Rosemary Fries
Can of Refried Beans
Coke
Budweiser
Giant Cheetos

Friday

Glazed Donuts
Rockstar
Water
Milk
BBQ Seitan Sammitch
Rosemary Fries
Mt. Dew
Coors Light

Saturday

funyunsBlueberry Pancake
Rockstar
Mt. Dew
Water
VPX Bang
Funyuns
Coors Light

Sunday

Milk
Three Scrambled Eggs
Toast
Water
Pineapple Pizza


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  1. blueberry pancake? just one?

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    • yep…i eat whatever is available and there was only one tiny blueverry pancake available.

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  2. so, the only food items you ate on saturday are the aformentioned blueberry pancake and funyuns? deplorable. how did you survive?

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    • the same way i always do…on guts, determination and coors light!

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  3. How did you like the BBQ Satan sandwiches?

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    • MMMMMMMMMM…the BBQ’d Satan was good stuff…I mean, I cannot imagine I’ll eat it now that meat is available to me, but whatevs…it definitely hit the spot in a time of need.

      Major props to you, Speedy Gobsalez…that was a big help late in the week!!

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