So I just read that the world’s most famous porn-star, Jenna Jameson, recently gave birth to twin boys.
And the father of these boys is former Ultimate Fighting champion, Tito Ortiz!!
Seriously, how does this stuff happen?!
I gotta be honest here folks…this is ripe for inappropriate comedic fodder.
I mean for starters, I could make some crass comment about how this isn’t the first time Jameson has had two dudes inside of her, but I’d like to think I’m above that…for the most part.
But let’s take a second and think about it…does this not feel like life imitating art…in a less sleazy, less sex-filled kinda way?!
Jameson is going to be taking on two guys (for the next eighteen years)…while Tito Ortiz watches. Does that not sound like the generic plot of dang near every one of Jameson’s cinematic adventures?
Aside from the headlines and all-too-easy jokes, how bad do you have to feel for these two babies?
I mean come on. The sons of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz…I can only assume that 90% of each child will be comprised of collagen, silicone and HGH. Perhaps with a nice little dash of homicidal rage and blood lust mixed in to keep things interesting.
I guess the biggest concern would be when “Career Day” roles around in elementary school and they’re supposed to bring their parents in to tell all of their classmates what they do for a living…eeep!!
Perhaps I should start taking bets on how long it takes FOX or BRAVO or somebody like that to turn this into some sort of reality show.