Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | February 28, 2009

No F’n Way


Okay, so I’m zipping around the interwebs today and I stumbled across PEOPLE and TMZ and both are reporting that Rihanna and Chris Brown are getting back together. I’m not much of a celebrity gossip monger, but this is f’n ridiculous and warrants some bloggage.

How in the hell can Rihanna be willing to get back with the dude who pummeled her less than a month ago?! If you’ve seen the photos (which are not by any means pretty) you can tell he did some real damage and now she’s going back to him?!

Although Rihanna doesn’t exactly float my boat, I know that there are about eight billion dudes and probably a solid bevy of chicks out there who would kill a clown at their own kid’s birthday party for a chance to date Rihanna and she goes back to the prick that used her face as a punching bag, come on.

Rihanna is in a position where she’s a role model to thousands of young girls and she’s essentially giving them the message that it’s a-okay to let a dude hit you if you love each other, because you can always get back together in the end and live happily ever after.


I’m sure there is “more to the story” and I’m sure that he’ll “never do it again,” but either way the entire situation reeks of suckitude.

And, Rihanna, when you read this I want to make it very clear that you DO NOT have my blessing to go back to that asshole.



  1. First blog I read after wakeup from sleep today!


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