Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | January 17, 2009

What’s on the Menu?!

I’ve received some emails from a few of my Faithful Readers who–upon reading my two previous entries about surviving in Grace’s absence–were interested to know what I’d actually been eating for the duration of the past two weeks.

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Well, as I’m getting ready to head to the airport and meet Grace…I can now leave you with the official rundown of all my meals while Grace was away. Needless to say, if Grace is ever gone for an extended period of time, there’s a pretty good chance I won’t make it.

Enjoy…

Monday January 5, 2009

Breakfast – McDonalds McGriddle w/ Hashbrowns and OJ
Lunch – None
Supper – McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese Meal

Tuesday January 6, 2009

Breakfast – SlimFast and a Five-Hour Energy Shot (Extra Strength)
Lunch – Turkey Sammitch
Supper – Half a big bag of Lays w/ Chip Dip and a burnt Pepperoni Pizza

Wednesday January 7, 2009

Breakfast – Six waffles
Lunch – None
Supper – Burnt Mac-n-Cheese and Undercooked Tater Tots

Thursday January 8, 2009

Breakfast – SlimFast and a Rockstar
Lunch – Small Bag of Sun Chips and a Rockstar
Supper – McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese Meal

Friday January 9, 2009

Breakfast – Two donuts from Dunkin’ Donuts and half-gallon of milk
Lunch – Salami Sammitch
Supper – Two Bratwurst Burgers and Macaroni Salad

Saturday January 10, 2009

Breakfast – None
Lunch – Two Bratwurst Burgers and Macaroni Salad
Supper – 10 Buffalo Chicken Strips with Ranch Dressing

Sunday January 11, 2009

Breakfast – None
Lunch – None
Supper – Two Bratwursts and Macaroni Salad
Drunken Midnight Snack – Four Corn Dogs

Monday January 12, 2009

Breakfast – Four Waffles
Lunch – Two Gigantic Salads
Supper – Slightly Burnt Supreme Pizza

Tuesday January 13, 2009

Breakfast – None
Lunch – None
Supper – Ham Steak and a big salad

Wednesday January 14, 2009

Breakfast – Cap’n Crunch (½ box)
Lunch – Quizno’s Baja Chicken sub
Supper – Two Bratwursts and Macaroni Salad

Thursday January 15, 2009

Breakfast – Four Cinnamon Toast Waffles
Lunch – Quizno’s Turkey, Bacon & Guacamole sub
Supper – Three Hot Dogs

Friday January 16, 2009

Breakfast – Two donuts from Dunkin’ Donuts
Lunch – Quizno’s Italian sub
Supper – None
Drunken Attempt to Absorb Booze – McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese Meal and a Ranch Snack Wrap

Saturday January 17, 2009

Breakfast – None
Lunch – Italian sub from Stefani’s Pizzeria
Supper – SlimFast

 

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Responses

  1. OMG – I’m going to kidnap and force feed you healthy food until you can’t remember what McDonald’s tasted like.

    I’m guessing I’ll have to keep you holed up for a minimum of a year, perhaps longer. Make sure your wearing your most comfortable outfit. One you can live with for a while…

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