i should finish the blog stories i'm working on, but cold beers seems like a much more appealing option right now...--4 hours ago
Mega Props to @MrsFridayNext for hooking a brotha up with a hot dog and Mt. Dew. You are a lifesaver!!--5 hours ago
Review is Finished!! Granted, it's sloppy, incoherent & basically a nonstop ass-rambling about what I do. Just like every other year. *sigh*--6 hours ago
Reason Number 5,497 Why I Hate Writing My Self-Assessment for my Review...I sound like such a tool...and use of "douchebag" is frowned upon.--7 hours ago
Bubbles may ACTUALLY be eating pebbles today...on the bright side, he has the worst ringtone in the history of the world. KILLKILLKILL--8 hours ago
‘tis a fine line between annoyed and homicidal…--9 hours ago
Early Saturday Stats: 8 people waiting for more than an hour for library to open. 2 in and out in 30 seconds, 3 napping, 2 reading & Bubbles--9 hours ago
Mmmmmmmm Easy Mac...it's the best 2.05 ounces of a last-minute lunch a guy could ever ask for...*SIGH*...gonna be a long day, I can feel it!--9 hours ago