We were just about to leave the apartment for work this morning when I noticed Grace staring at my head.
Naturally, this made me curious and I asked her what was going on.
Grace—with little hesitation—told me that my hair looked like “a gigantic yellow spider that was about to attack.”
She then recommended that I go take a look in the mirror. It was there that I saw a Nick Nolte mugshot staring right back at me and decided it was time for action.
I responded by putting some product in my hair.
Now my hair looks like a gigantic yellow spider that is about to attack…and has gained a hard, impenetrable exoskeleton.
Grace has informed me that—despite my recent trim—it might be time for another, decidedly more-drastic, trip to the barber.