Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | January 5, 2013

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Thems is the facts...

Real talk, why do they even make Robin costumes?

Seriously.

Who in their right mind wants to go out for Halloween dressed as the oft-maligned sidekick to the greatest superhero of all-time?!

No one, that’s who.

I guarantee you this kid develops all-kinds of mommy and daddy issues stemming from this particular Halloween.

I’ll start taking bets right now, I’ve got good money on this kid spending his teenage years submitting audition video after audition video to the “Jerry Springer Show.”

He’ll be in and out of therapists’ offices until he’s in his mid-30s and finds himself subconsciously doing the same thing to his own unsuspecting child who just wanted to go as The MotherF’n Batman like everyone else.

Whomever keeps churning out these Robin costumes is a monster and they must be stopped. By any means necessary.

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  1. Don’t you think you’re being a bit hard on those parents? Suppose two brothers were going out trick or treating. I could see you as Batman and Jesse as…
    never mind.


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