What you see here is a thing of beauty.
More specifically, what you see is a thing of beauty that belongs on my bottom…immediately.
It’s been all of five days since I last asked y’all to buy me something, so it feels like we’re long overdue for more selfish consumerism.
Honestly, this time I don’t think I need any sort of long rambling explanation about why I want the product in question, the official “BIG IOWA” undies from Raygun.
The reason being that it should be pretty obvious to each and every one of you:
A) I wear underwear.
B) I’m from Iowa.
C) These would make amazing wrestling tights when I inevitably go pro and win the World Heavyweight Championship.
D) I rock bright yellow’s face off.
I am, however, more than willing to make an exception for these bitchin’ briefs. I previously made a similar exception when I acquired my equally bad-ass SpiderMan briefs a year or so ago.
And you know what, although they’re definitely a—ahem—different underwear-experience, it’s totally worth it to know you’ve got the coolest MANties (see what I did there?) in the room.
Anyway, now that you know a whole lot about my underwear situation, how’s about you help a brother out and hook me up with some fancy Iowa undies!
(Blogger’s Note: They don’t having a sizing chart, but I’m a 32-34 waist and that’s usually a “medium” when it comes to the old underoos…so let’s hope these run roughly the same sizes!)