Reblogged from Gathering Moss while Wandering:
I've got some Tuesday afternoon, I made it through the day humor for you. As a pet owner, I sometimes wish they could talk, instead of staring at me intently, thinking they have powers of telepathy or mind control, squawking out meows or biting my nose to get attention.
Tumblr site, Text from Dogs, makes me think, we're probably lucky they don't speak our language.
I'm blatantly latching onto Cassandra's work for this post, but I've got to because this is pretty much the funniest thing in the world.
Head over to Cassandra's blog for the full story and then click on through to the website for the rest of the funny.
(Also, my apologies if this shows up funny, I've never tried using Wordpress' "Reblogging" feature before and I don't really know what it's going to do...)

I read every post on that tumblr blog after discovering it. I wish I was as funny as that guy
By: cassfox on April 11, 2012
at 7:25 pm
That makes two of us. I wish I’d cooked something like this up with Honey, before Captain Funnypants beat me to it!!
Yet another bajillion dollar idea down the tubes just because someone else “came up with the idea”…pfffffffttt.
By: Jeremiah Graves on April 11, 2012
at 7:30 pm
Awesome newish one:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ba0hULZM1rt9zy5o1_1280.png
I petered out on cuteoverload a while ago. I think this may be my new internet prozac
By: cassfox on April 12, 2012
at 12:13 pm
These things seriously have me laughing like a madman in my cubicle. I’m assuming everyone else in cubeland thinks I’ve cracked since returning to work.
By: Jeremiah Graves on April 12, 2012
at 2:35 pm