I’ve got a thing for weird food.
This should come as no surprise to any of you who have read about some of my assorted dining adventures in the past.
Today, there is a new creation that I must have and I must have immediately.
That’s right, folks…it’s a Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcake.
Is it going to taste like death? Yes, yes it is. That much is pretty much guaranteed.
Does that make me want to jam it in my facehole any less? No, no it does not.
Buy me this and win my love for all of eternity (or at least until the next time I beg y’all to buy me things).