Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | January 20, 2012

Jennifer Aniston Gave Relationship Advice…to Taylor Swift


Oh yeah, you read that right, folks.

Jennifer Aniston has been dishing out some relationship advice to none other than Taylor Swift.

I don’t know why, but I can’t quit thinking that this could be the most amazing development in the history of amazing developments.

I mean seriously, is there anything better than a world where all of my celebrity crushes decide they want to be friends and hang out? You know, in lieu of fighting one another to the death over the rights to my heart.

Maybe they want to chit-chat about lanky, sketchily-bearded—yet oddly-charming—Midwestern suitors. Maybe they want to discuss the merits of moving to Boston and living in a tiny apartment with said Midwestern suitor and his girlfriend. Maybe they want to buy a big screen television and a cat and a Playstation 3 and baseball tickets and cheeseburgers once they’ve moved into the aforementioned tiny apartment.

I mean, who am I to speculate? It all just seems like the type of scenario that would take place when these lovely ladies get together.

Where is this coming from, you ask, My Faithful Readers?

Well, according to the (gossip) folks at the New York Daily News, these two met up at the People’s Choice Awards a week or so ago and Aniston decided to dispense some advice upon my favorite flaxen-haired country crooner.

Is Taylor Swift the Jennifer Aniston of her generation? An insider at Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards tells us the notoriously unlucky-in-love Aniston, 41, approached Swift, 21, inside the Nokia Theatre to tell her to “hang in there” in the face of relentless press about her love life. We hear the two had not previously met, but Aniston “wanted Taylor to know everything will be okay.”

Aniston’s supposedly star-crossed romantic history has long been in the limelight, as Swift’s now is after her reported split with Jake Gyllenhaal.

According to our source, Jen told Taylor to “go out there and have fun.” We hope they also compared notes about shared ex John Mayer.

First and foremost: To Hell with John Mayer.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, I think we all know where is headed, right?

I mean, it’s pretty much clear as day.

Taylor Swift is totally coming for me. She’s ready to win her ongoing battle with Zooey Deschanel and go fully nuclear. She’s on her way to Boston right now. I can practically feel it.

I mean, Jennifer Aniston did everything short of handing Taylor a pre-paid plane ticket to Boston and some cab money.

I mean, I think we all know that nothing says “go out there and have fun” quite like hanging out with the aforementioned Midwestern dude.

…right?!

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