The Lesson: Toilet paper at the gym smells like independence.
I needed to blow my nose today at the gym, so I snagged some toilet paper and what did I discover?!
The toilet paper at the gym smells like the Fourth of July.
I don’t really know how and/or why it smells like the Fourth of July, but when I smelled that toilet paper the first place my brain went was to my Mama and Pappy’s place with some fireworks popping off in the background.
So even though I can’t pinpoint which part of the Fourth the TP reminds me of, I do know that it reminds me of the Fourth and I think that’s all the more I need to make the official decry that gym toilet paper equals independence!
…it wasn’t coated in gunpowder, was it?
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By: dgobs on March 19, 2009
at 9:38 am
I don’t think that it was…but you know, I can’t rule it out.
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By: Captain Charisma on March 19, 2009
at 9:52 am