Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | January 28, 2009

Public Service Announcement: Boys are Gross!

To the dude-nerds of MIT, specifically those of you who frequent the fourth-floor men’s room in the Barker Engineering Library, I implore you to flush.

childflushLet’s be honest, Boys, it takes you like—what—two seconds to flush?! Yet for some reason unbeknownst to me, not a gol-darned one of you seems to find time to pull that little silver lever before you meander back to your algorithms, beakers and advanced thermodynamics.

Now do me a favor my nerdy friends, see how long it takes you to answer the following quandary: When it comes to horrendous stank…what’s the shelf-life of a dude’s pee once it’s been discharged from that inner-canteen that we loving call a bladder?!

I’m sorry my Dungeons and Dragons-loving friends, I cannot hear you?!

Lemme tell you, my nerdy friends…the answer is zero!!

Nil.
Zip.
Nada.
Zilch.
Nothing.

There is no shelf-life for pee. The second it’s out of you, it’s in the air. The same goes for the opposite side of the bottom-half, my friends. So flush the freakin’ toilets!!

I don’t care what you’re donating to the library lavatories, flush it. Your philanthropic efforts and the vile stench that accompanies them are not wanted here.

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Responses

  1. I agree! :)

  2. Sorry, Graves. It’s a good chance that the stale pee is mine. I don’t flush–saves energy and water. American toilets already use too much water, and clean water, at that.

    I’ll quote the adage, “If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down.” And in espanol, if it’ll help, “Si esta amarillo, dejalo flotandillo; si esta maron, quitalo, cabron!”

    • …you and I need to have a serious discussion about this whole “energy” thing.

      on a related note, I made an oppsie today and turned the light off while some dude was droppin’ a deuce.

      …I was half way back to my desk when I heard him yelling “Help! Someone…help!!” and then I went back and flipped the lights on.


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