Posted by: Jeremiah Graves | November 15, 2007

Random Burst of Hatred

I hate this scarf.

I don’t really know if I have a good reason for hating anything, let alone a poor innocent scarf…but for Pete’s sake. I see this scarf on every man, woman, child and even the occasional Great Dane.

This stupid scarf is everywhere in Boston. Sure, it looks sorta cool and goes well with that one brown winter coat you have, but look around…EVERYONE is wearing the same freakin’ scarf!!

Every time I see it, I get kinda queasy and think about throwing up on the nearest person wearing the aforementioned scarf and in Boston, in the winter, on the subway…that means I simply need to turn in either direction and let fly with the digestive pyrotechnics.

The End.

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